La routine dell’Elon Musk annoiato

Bored Elon Musk è da seguire: un finto Elon Musk su Twitter diletta i suoi followers con idee dalla dubbia utilità, venutegli nei momenti liberi. Personalmente, apprezzo molto questa:

Pill that will remove caffeine from your body when you’ve had a disappointing cup of coffee and want another one.

My Morning Routine (un blog che si occupa di raccogliere la routine di vari sviluppatori, blogger, etc.) lo ha intervistato:

What is your morning routine?
A morning routine would imply that I sleep, which I don’t, so this question is irrelevant. Next.

How long have you stuck with this routine so far?
Ever since I developed a drug that lets me sleep in millisecond increments when I blink.

How soon do you check your phone in the morning?
I don’t check my phone, my phone checks on me.

What are your most important tasks in the morning?
Sorting through the several hundred notes I jotted down in the middle of the night pertaining to space travel, solar energy, or world domin-ehr-uhm ending poverty.